Philly Wooder Park Kids Tee

Who needs fancy water slides, log flumes, and lazy rivers when you have a perfectly good fire hydrant outside your front door just waiting to be opened. Break out the speedo & swimmies and invite the neighbors because there ain’t no better way to beat the heat than splashing around in a Philly wooder park.

1. Designed by real Philadelphians after a few rounds of Yuengling to inspire creativity
2. This t-shirt will make you & your child the envy of all the other less cool parents / kids at the playground (because that’s what this is all about, right?)
3. 100% combed ringspun cotton for a shirt so soft we challenge your kid not to hold it against his/her cheek whilst saying, “ooooohhhh… aaahhhhhhh…”
4. Relaxed unisex fit that your toddler will never want to take off
5. Definitely not made in a sweatshop, but we are looking into ways we can force the children of Cowboys fans into cheap labor